When you sleep with someone for the first time, things can turn not the way you expected. Nervousness, fear of disappointing, tension, … invite themselves in the party, and that’s where you can lose control of the situation. We all have at least one catastrophic experience we can tell about, and this generally happens in the beginning of our sex life. But sometimes, even with sexual experience, you can be surprise of what you get. I asked around me the most awkward sex experience people had, and everyone told me one thing: you cannot try too much experiment on the first night, especially if you’re not an expert.
” I wanted to impress him on the first night, and choose to strip in front of him. I had exercised a little before doing this to be sure I wouldn’t do anything wrong, but the D-Day, things didn’t turn exactly as I planned. I had the idea to put a suspender belt with stocking, but for a reason, I didn’t manage to detach the suspender belt, and he started to laugh at me. It wasn’t the effect I wanted” K., 30, said.
“I was really nervous the first time we decided to sleep together. So, we thought a little bit of alcohol would help us. The problem was we abused a little bit of alcohol, and at the end of the evening, I could barely stand on my feet and started to feel sick. He had to carry me to his apartment, where I just vomited on his doormat. Then, what happened after, I couldn’t remember, but he told me I just fell asleep in his bed” L., 35, said.
“We had no other option back then that to make it in his car. We thought we had found a desert place in the wood, and when I tried to change place and sit on top of him, I accidentally pressed on the horn. Ten minutes after, the forest warden appeared at the window of the car, and told us to dress and to leave”J., 31, explained.
“I lost the key of the handcuffs. We had to find a metal saw to release him, but I didn’t have one in my apartment, so I had to ask that to my neighbour, who seemed a little bit amused by my request” P., 32, said.
Sometimes, we put ourselves in a ludicrous/awkward situation when it comes to the sexual approach. But there are also independent events that can come ruin the moment.
“Things started to heat up between us when we hear someone banging on the door and shouting to get out quickly. In fact, he was a fireman, and his other colleagues were also evacuating the building where a fire had started. We could barely catch some clothes and ended up on the parking lot almost naked, just covered with a blanket. Some of my neighbours saw me and laughed, and so did the firemen. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life” M., 29, said.
“In the middle of the action, the bed we were on just broke in two, and I fell badly on the floor. I had to be taken to the emergency because I had broken my wrist while falling”B., 27, said.
“The condom just bursted in the middle of the act, and I was so scared to get pregnant we ran immediately to the pharmacy to get a contraceptive pill”I., 31, said.
Then, there’s the choice of the partner that can ruin the moment. If you fall on a premature ejaculator, for example. Or a guy who doesn’t know where is exactly located your clitoris. “I had to tell him, after ten minutes, that it was located five centimeters above where he was busy licking”L., 30, said.
So, have you ever experienced unfortunate situation like these?